Do you love an apple?

Do you love an apple, do you love a pear?

Do you love a laddie with curly brown hair?

And still, I love him, I can't deny him

I'll be with him where ever he goes (= Chorus)

Before I got married I wore a black shawl

But now that I'm married I wear bugger-all (Chorus)

He stood at the corner, a fag in his mouth

Two hands in his pockets, he whistled me out (Chorus)

He works at the pier, for nine pound a week,

Saturday night he comes rolling home drunk (Chorus)

Before I got married I'd sport and I'd play

But now, the cradle gets in me way (Chorus)

Do you love an apple, do you love a pear?

Do you love a laddie with curly brown hair?

And still, I love him, I can't deny him

I'll be with him where ever he goes